I smell forgiveness and candy.

I don’t know wither this is awesome or sad. Jimmy Kimmel challenged his viewers who are parents to record themselves telling their children that they ate all their Halloween candy, these are the results.

First the awesome. It’s funny to watch the over the top reactions of the kids. Candy is of course trivial, and a luxury and its funny to watch the kids act like this is a matter of vital importance. The other awesome part is the imaginary story I build around these sorts of things. I’m sure I’m not the only one who invents stories to go around snapshots like these. In this case its the story that these are households where pranks and jokes abound, the kind of situation where love and laughter go hand in hand. The kind of households where lives are filled with wacky 80’s sitcom activities and where each day ends with a freeze frame and theme music.

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(I like to imagine that even though the Breakfast Club was just a movie somewhere this guy is still freeze framed on this football field)

Then there is the sad. In a way this whole thing seems a bit mean spirited. I hope these kids aren’t learning to tease and bully others. I hope they aren’t leaning that it is OK to upset others as long as people think it’s funny. But what makes me think it’s sad even more is how seriously these kids take their candy. These kids yell at their parents and get noticeably mean towards them, shouting, telling them to leave and so on. It makes me want to go tell the kids “Its only candy, you can get more” and then remind the kids how much their families do for them. Candy is a luxury and sure it tastes good but it still is a bonus, a perk, a frivolous thing to add some color to life, it does not define life. But these kids act like their life is at stake, that the loss of their candy is a threat to their existence.

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(We have their demands, they want 4 tootsie rolls and a pack of hubba-bubba)

As I think about it more it may not be accurate to make this issue about candy alone. The kids plan for Halloween, prepare for it. Then they put on special clothes and carry out a task they would not do without some form of compensation. Then that preparation and effort pays off at the end of the day when the kids get to enjoy what they’ve earned through their labors. In other words trick or treating is in many ways work. Kids go out do labor in return for payment. It may seem odd from an adult’s perspective but the same work in exchange for pay dynamic is at play here.

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(Although everyone dressing in costume can really spice up a business meeting)

With that in mind it changes the dynamic of the whole thing. Were you to take an adult and tell them that you spent their whole paycheck their response would be just as strong as the responses of those kids. The only real change would be that it is far less endearing when an adult throws a temper tantrum.

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(And yet Adam Sandler has made tons of movies where the only plot is “Adult throws tantrums”)

But with all that being said I finally come to the reason I have decided this video is awesome. Forgiveness. There are a handful of kids who forgive the fictitious mistake of their parent. Some forgive right away with a smile on their face and my favorite moment is a boy who pauses seems like he may explode with rage and then walks towards his Mom says its ok and gives her a hug. These kids have learned to forgive, they have learned that the relationships in life that matter are more important that the fruit of their labor. They probably learned this by watching the adults in their life be role models of this kind of forgiveness.

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I think we could all stand to learn to forgive better than we do. We all have those things that make us angry that in the grand scheme of things aren’t all that important. Maybe we could all stand to pause for a moment and think if what we are so angry about is really not all that important, are we throwing a tantrum over candy. For me the next time I feel myself getting upset about something I’m going to remember that boy hugging his Mom and be reminded that nurturing relationships is far more important than stuff, people matter sugary treats not so much.

Peace
Jamie

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Wrestling with Revelation.

Let’s say the world’s population disappeared tomorrow.

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(Yes lets say that mwah ha ha ha)

Then let’s say in a few thousand years alien’s come to earth and decide to investigate what kind of people it was than once inhabited this planet. I’m sure a few things would confuse them .

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(Like this Picture!)

In my estimation nothing would be more confusing to them than trying to figure out the wonderful world of pro wrestling. First to get the necessary out of the way, I love pro wrestling more than I should. I’ve watched it more or less for the past 20 years. I’ve seen the good the bad and everything in between. It is through being a fan that I can say no form of entertainment is harder to explain to friends than pro wrestling. The questions that flow forth from a first time viewer are seemingly unending. “You know it’s fake right?”, “who’s that guy?”, “why are they fighting?”, “why are they dressed so silly?” , “Does that really hurt?” “what in the world is happening?”, and the questions go on. In short it is a confusing mess for those uninitiated in it’s strange world. I’ll try to explain the wonderful world of sports entertainment (that’s what pro wrestling likes to be called) as best I can. It is scripted, the outcomes are predetermined, and the wrestlers try not to hurt each other while making what happens look as convincing as possible. At the same time there is some level of realism, people do get hurt, some of the stories are based on real events and tragedies in the performers lives, some performers don’t like each other and this is often worked into story lines in hopes that their real animosity will make their fake feud more realistic.

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(Fake or not this is about to hurt.)

Even though everyone knows it’s fake the performers remain in character to some extent in their public appearances and activities. On top of all that is the fact that it is always changing. Performers leave or change characters (sometimes we are supposed to notice it’s the same guy sometimes we aren’t) , story-lines disappear and reappear, some stories develop while some are dropped and the overall presentation of the shows change too. In the 80’s it was very kid oriented, with superheros like Hulk Hogan. In the 90’s it became raunchy and decidedly not child friendly and now over the last 10 years or so it has tried to become family friendly again but not as cartoon-ish as the 80’s. Sports entertainment is a blend of soap operas, stage productions, reality TV all stretched over the frame of (fake) athletic competition. OK now back to the aliens.

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(We thought you forgot about us.)

There is no way these aliens would figure sports entertainment out. They may think it was a real sport and be very confused. They may think it was a stage production, but wonder why they stayed in character when shows weren’t going on. They may think it a TV show but then why is it filmed live in stadiums and arenas. I would love to see the anthropologists findings and conclusions about our culture based on their study of the WWE, I am 100% positive they would be wrong. The problem is that wrestling is a unique genre of entertainment and in order to understand any entertainment you need to first understand genre. This goes beyond entertainment to literature, art, and so much more including the Bible.

 

Revelation 10:1-11

The Message (MSG)

10 1-4 I saw another powerful Angel coming down out of Heaven wrapped in a cloud. There was a rainbow over his head, his face was sun-radiant, his legs pillars of fire. He had a small book open in his hand. He placed his right foot on the sea and his left foot on land, then called out thunderously, a lion roar. When he called out, the Seven Thunders called back. When the Seven Thunders spoke, I started to write it all down, but a voice out of Heaven stopped me, saying, “Seal with silence the Seven Thunders; don’t write a word.”

5-7 Then the Angel I saw astride sea and land lifted his right hand to Heaven and swore by the One Living Forever and Ever, who created Heaven and everything in it, earth and everything in it, sea and everything in it, that time was up—that when the seventh Angel blew his trumpet, which he was about to do, the Mystery of God, all the plans he had revealed to his servants, the prophets, would be completed.

8-11 The voice out of Heaven spoke to me again: “Go, take the book held open in the hand of the Angel astride sea and earth.” I went up to the Angel and said, “Give me the little book.” He said, “Take it, then eat it. It will taste sweet like honey, but turn sour in your stomach.” I took the little book from the Angel’s hand and it was sweet honey in my mouth, but when I swallowed, my stomach curdled. Then I was told, “You must go back and prophesy again over many peoples and nations and languages and kings.”

 

Isn’t the book of Revelation fun. It is the last book of the bible and is written in this odd confusing style with vivid and unusual imagery. The thumbnail version of the book is that it is a prophecy from a guy named John. It tells the story of the destruction of the world and the rebirth of the world in the form of God’s kingdom. That is a way oversimplified version but gives you the gist of it. Along the way it vividly tells of the end of the world, with boiling seas, a massive death toll, lots of suffering and so much more. If you’ve ever seen Bible inspired end of the world imagery it came from Revelation, from the antichrist to 666 to the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse to the battle of Armageddon it all came from here.

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(Not to be confused with wrestling’s much cooler 4 horsemen)

The mistake that I think many people make is not identifying the proper genre that this book is written in. Many see it as a book of prophecy. For them it is the Biblical equivalent of those people who have read ahead in the Game of Thrones books and tell you what is going to happen before it airs.

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(Spoiler: He says Hodor.)

They feel that John was given that opportunity to “read ahead” and is telling us what the destruction of the world would look like. I think people who understand Revelation in these terms picked the wrong genre. If I assumed pro wrestling were a real sport I would make all kinds of wrong and inaccurate conclusions about what was going on and people do the same with Revelation. It’s not a fortune telling prophecy it is actually written in a Genre (appropriately) known as apocalyptic literature.

 

Apocalyptic literature is very different from prophecy. It is a genre that is no longer familiar to people. It is most often written by and for people who are being oppressed. The cryptic imagery and language serves to hide the true intention of the book from those oppressors who may read it, a hidden code in a way. Revelation was written by and for those oppressed by the Roman empire. The goal of the writer is to help the reader understand that there is reason for hope. That though the Romans are powerful their power is nothing compared to God’s power that their empire can fall but God’s will remain. The end of the world death and suffering imagery through out the book serves to show the reader how the oppressors are vulnerable to things such as economic collapse, disease, death, foreign invaders, political instability, and subversion. On the other hand God is not vulnerable to any of those things. For those who are truly oppressed it can be hard to imagine that a power beyond the oppressor exists apocalyptic writing served to remind people that the oppressor is never truly almighty. So the book of Revelation is in many ways an illustration of all that could go wrong with Rome, all the ways it can fall and how none of those things will cause God to fall. Apocalyptic literature is in other words hope for the oppressed, their oppressors will not have the last word.

 

So often however when it is understood as a glimpse ahead at the end of the world when people chose to understand the Genre to be prophecy Revelation takes on a different tone. In the book some are taken to heaven before the destruction begins. The implication of this is that some will be saved (the faithful) and the rest will suffer horribly. This then becomes an ultimatum to believe or else, this word of hope becomes a threat. If you believe you will be saved and if you don’t then you’ve turned your back on God and will suffer more than anyone has suffered before. I don’t think this interpretation paints a picture of a loving and caring God. No it paints a picture of a God who allows his children to burn because they weren’t obedient enough.

 

I think it’s a shame that a book written to be a word of hope a reminder of where power truly lies(with God) and what kingdom truly has power (God’s) has turned into something so negative. To go back to my analogy at the top we have become the aliens examining something thousands of years old. An odd little something and we don’t quite understand what it is. We have two choices we could endeavor to find out exactly what we are looking at then make conclusions or we could make assumptions about what it is based on our own culture and understandings and make false conclusions. I fear too many people have chosen the latter option. Revelation is as much about telling the future as pro wrestling is about actual athletic competition.

 

(Pictured here; the opposite of athletic competition)

 

Peace

Jamie

 

 

But it seemed like a good idea at the time.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. It’s the rallying cry of youth across geography and time. Its the impetus behind too many bad ideas and regrettable decisions to count.

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(How many of you lived this story.)

The idea generally is that young folks don’t always think about or understand the consequences and implications of their actions.

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(For instance MC Hammer didn’t realize we’d still be making fun of this look 20 yeast later.)

There is, however, another side of that statement. It seemed like a good idea at the time can be said of those times when you are doing what you feel is right to later discover you were mistaken. Those times when you are sure your right only to find out you were wrong. I think we’ve all had those moments where we are advocating for something passionately and realize all too late that our passion was misplaced. Sporting events seem to bring this out in people. A few months back you would have heard me eloquently explain why the Denver Broncos would easily win the Superbowl.

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(And the agony of defeat.)

This happens with important things too. Your a strong advocate for a political candidate and then they let you down. You believe a reform will be positive and then it doesn’t go the way you expected. I’m sure you have your own story. For me I remember arguing with my brother that I was sure they’d find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, I was so sure they would.

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(Did they ever look under the couch cushions?) 

These mistaken beliefs can shape our actions our outlooks and our values. I kept thinking about this while reading today’s reading.

 

Ephesians 4:25-32

So then, putting away falsehood, let all of us speak the truth to our neighbors, for we are members of one another. Be angry but do not sin; do not let the sun go down on your anger, and do not make room for the devil. Thieves must give up stealing; rather let them labor and work honestly with their own hands, so as to have something to share with the needy. Let no evil talk come out of your mouths, but only what is useful for building up, as there is need, so that your words may give grace to those who hear. And do not grieve the Holy Spirit of God, with which you were marked with a seal for the day of redemption. Put away from you all bitterness and wrath and anger and wrangling and slander, together with all malice, and be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, as God in Christ has forgiven you.

That opening line, Let us put away falsehoods has become something of a trap for people. Since it goes on to talk about the manner in which we are to live people understand this to mean “Understand the truth of God and live accordingly.” That is all well and good in theory but a lot harder in practice. The truth is on a lot of issues there is no universal agreement with what God’s truth is. This can lead to people on both sides of the issue claiming that the other is blind to God’s truth. Lumping those who disagree with them into the group of thieves and evil doers in the reading. In the end people walk away frustrated with one another.

 

The Church has reversed it’s understanding of a lot of issues over the past few thousand years. The church has in the past been pro slavery, pro gender inequality, pro crusades, anti Jewish, and a lot of other mistaken stances.

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(Although one man still stands by the Churches strict no dancing policy)

The problem is we are always clouded by our own thoughts and ideas. We as people are very good at using the bible to justify our beliefs. The problem is that often we don’t realize we are doing it. In that list of poor stances the church has taken I’m sure there were people who followed along whole heatedly believing they were doing what was right.

 

Perhaps when the reading is talking about forgiveness and putting away malice one of the things that it is referring to is setting our ego aside. Perhaps we should always remember that we have been wrong in the past and will be wrong again. Sure we should stand strong in our convictions but at the same time we should be open to other ideas, hear people out and even challenge our own assumptions. If an idea can withstand scrutiny, debate and counter argument then it is a valuable idea, one on which to stand. Hopefully the next time we say “it seemed like a good idea at the time” it’s followed up with “so I’m glad I cam to a new understanding” not “and I’ve held tightly to that bad idea for years”.

 

Peace

Jamie

 

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(Some people never learn)

We have nothing to fear, except vending machines

Roller coasters are one of those things that seem to split people in to two camps people who love them and people who will never go on them. The split seems to be a result of the basic premise of a roller coaster, its scary. People ride on them to enjoy the thrill of being scarred, they should call them thrill rides! Although people do get hurt on roller coasters, like that time a bird flew into Fabio’s face, they are designed to be safe while presenting the illusion of danger. I know many of you failed to finish that last sentence because you were picturing a bird flying into Fabio’s flowing hair.

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( I can understand the bird’s confusion It took me hours to realize he didn’t have a bird’s nest on his head.)

The truth is you are more likely to be harmed driving to the amusement park than riding a roller coaster. But for those who love them the illusion of danger is quite a thrill. Our brains take in information and come to conclusions. They register a huge fall twists spins and high speed turns and start a fight or flight response because all of that sure seems dangerous. And while theme parks take advantage of that to provide a fun ride other things we are afraid of lead us to make poor decisions. We think something is a threat and spend time and money addressing the perceived threat, or avoid it or we simply live in fear of it. There are lots of things that we are afraid of sharks, spiders, flying, strangers and so much more. The odd thing is that most of those things are far safer than things we encounter without fear or things we actively chose to do.

 

Deer kill more people annually that bears (130 vs 5)

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(You can see it in their eyes, they have evil intentions!)

More people die from choking on a pen cap they were chewing than from lightning (about 100 vs 40-50)

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(The pens consider it justice for all the abuse they’ve suffered.)

Vending machines kill more people than roller coasters (13 vs 4)

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(Shown here: The earliest prototype of a terminator.)

More people from die falling out of bed than from tornadoes (450 vs 60)

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(It’s worth the risk to sleep in this piece of awesomeness.)

and more people die from texting and driving in the us than from all air travel in the world (6000 vs 1200)

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(Can I still play my Xbox while driving?)

In fact driving in general is the most dangerous thing we do in a day and yet most of us think of driving as a casual activity or pastime. I believe the entire country music industry would fall apart if there were no more songs about how cool it was to drive cars.

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(Country music may be out of luck but we sing about driving and surfing.)

The point of all this is that sometimes the most dangerous part about something is how the fear of it negatively impacts our lives. I started thinking of this after reading today’s scripture.

 

Colossians 1:15-23

15 He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn of all creation;16for in* him all things in heaven and on earth were created, things visible and invisible, whether thrones or dominions or rulers or powers—all things have been created through him and for him. 17He himself is before all things, and in* him all things hold together. 18He is the head of the body, the church; he is the beginning, the firstborn from the dead, so that he might come to have first place in everything. 19For in him all the fullness of God was pleased to dwell, 20and through him God was pleased to reconcile to himself all things, whether on earth or in heaven, by making peace through the blood of his cross.

21 And you who were once estranged and hostile in mind, doing evil deeds, 22he has now reconciled* in his fleshly body* through death, so as to present you holy and blameless and irreproachable before him—23provided that you continue securely established and steadfast in the faith, without shifting from the hope promised by the gospel that you heard, which has been proclaimed to every creature under heaven. I, Paul, became a servant of this gospel.

 

Lots of people read this and think the message is that if you shift away from the faith in the gospel then you are no longer holy and blameless. This leads to a bunch of other questions about how do I stay faithful to the gospel, is there a right way and a wrong way to do it, do I have to be faithful my whole life or just at the end, people have different understandings of which way to be faithful is right so how do I pick the right one, what about kids who are to young to understand matters of faith, what exactly is the punishment for not being faithful, is there a point in time where I run out of chances to be faithful, and many more questions. The sum total of all these questions is self doubt and if you believe you are outside of God’s grace, perhaps irredeemably so, in short it creates fear. In other words this becomes a verse that instills fear in people, fear of a God who’s grace is not for them. I think this is the exact opposite of what Paul is trying to tell us.

I think Paul is telling us that we don’t need to be afraid of what God has in store for us. There isn’t some divine check list on which we need to rack up enough gold stars to pass.

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We have, by God’s grace been saved. The result of this is we no longer need to be afraid. I think Paul stating that we need to remain faithful and not lose sight of hope is a warning to not backslide into a life of fear. Just like we are afraid of many things that we don’t need to be, we don’t need to be afraid that God’s grace isn’t for us, because it is for us. The faith and hope help us to be reminded of this and live accordingly, to live as people free from this ultimate fear.

Being afraid of things which we shouldn’t be afraid of leads to irrational choices and mistakes. So being afraid that we are outside of God’s grace leads us to avoid God, who we feel has already made a judgment against us. In fact the most dangerous part of God is the fear that leads us to avoid God, a danger we create in our own minds.

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(So your saying it’s safe to come out?)

Live knowing God’s grace is for you and that you don’t need to be afraid.

Peace

Jamie

 

Author’s note: In case vending machines have taken over the world by the time I post this, I for one welcome our new robotic over lords… oh and you owe me like 330$ for all those times you failed to dispense the food I paid for.

Superhero

I’m a big superhero fan. I’ve always loved the tales of over coming huge odds to save the day. It turns out though that the hardest battle the superheroes ever faced happened off the page.

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(A battle even bigger than this.  But still take a moment to fully appreciate this cover, if museams had pictures like the I would be there everyday)

In the 1950’s folks started to feel that comic books were contributing to “delinquency”. Just like every generation has found something that “causes” kids to be bad the folks of the 50’s picked comic books. It was decided that they were too graphic and too violent and that they needed to be censored. I find it a bit humorous that this happened right after WWII and during the Korean war, both of which were fought by plenty of 18 year old kids and were, its safe to say, more violent and graphic than comic books. The comic book industry, faced with government censorship decided to self police and started a group called the Comics code authority and agreed that no book would be published without it’s seal of approval. This meant that Superheroes had to undergo some changes, they could no longer be vigilantes and instead had to work closely with the police. They moved away from fighting crime because that could become too violent. They all had to have steady girlfriends and boyfriends so they wouldn’t look promiscuous. The CCA even removed all slang from comic books so kids would learn to speak proper, or is it properly, so kids would speak good, (that has to be grammatically correct right?) Comics became more kid friendly and superheroes became more one dimensional. Superheroes ended up in much stranger situations during this time…

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(The flash faces Glandular problems)

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(Head Fat is always the hardest to get rid of)

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(Who knew Orville Redenbacher was Superman’s Dad)

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(Batman faces off against umm…ahh.. the debt ceiling?)

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(OK why did the writers hate auctions so much?  Did they get an advanced screening of Storage Wars?)

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(I guess Batman’s auction was just clearing room in his closet for these fancy new duds!)

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(OK Now I’m just confused, and sad, and a little curious, but mostly confused)

In the 1960 Stan Lee and Jack Kirby decided they would take a new approach they would give their characters more realistic problems, like self doubt, struggle with identity and not being accepted in society. It worked and these ale hallmarks of superheroes to this day. In many ways the most compelling part of the story isn’t their powers its how they struggle with the realities of the world they live in. It is through these struggles that they become truly heroic not because they are without flaw but because they are trying to be heroic in spite of them. They are struggling to be the best version of themselves that they can be. It connects with us so well because that is a version of heroism which we can all strive towards.

Psalm 119:105-112

 Your word is a lamp to my feet
    and a light to my path.
I have sworn an oath and confirmed it,
    to observe your righteous ordinances.
 I am severely afflicted;
    give me life, O Lord, according to your word.
 Accept my offerings of praise, O Lord,
    and teach me your ordinances.
 I hold my life in my hand continually,
    but I do not forget your law.
 The wicked have laid a snare for me,
    but I do not stray from your precepts.
 Your decrees are my heritage forever;
    they are the joy of my heart.
 I incline my heart to perform your statutes
    forever, to the end.

The writer of this Psalm could be writing an inner monologue for a superhero. He knows that he is surrounded by challenges and that the road ahead won’t be easy. Yet in the midst of his reality he is looking to God. His promise is to work towards knowing God better to follow in God’s ways as well as possible to be a better version of himself. The truth is it sounds very heroic. It’s heroic not because he is going to face everything alone like an action hero but because he is looking for help he is looking for God.

Often People think of Christians like those silver age comics above. A bit goofy, a bit odd and a lot naive. That we walk around like everything is fine and OK like God is a blinder for us. I don’t think that is how we are called to act. God call us to see the brokenness around us and within us and to aim for better. God calls us to be heroes not the kind who do everything alone, not the kind of hero Baby Batman was (seriously that was a thing?) but the kind who recognizes that aiming for better despite the struggle is where true heroism lies. Be a Hero

Peace

Jamie

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(Told you it was a thing)